On the evening of Friday, Nov. 21, Reverend John
Carmichael, the president of the
Church of Scientology’s New York chapter, attended
a performance of A Very Merry Unauthorized Children’s Scientology
Pageant, an Off Off Broadway musical that is currently selling out
the house at the Tank on West 42nd Street.
All the actors in the show—which has been running
since mid-November—are between the ages of 8 and 12, and the hilarious
spectacle feels something like a grammar school Christmas pageant.
There’s even a mock nativity scene where the boy who plays the Church’s
founder, L. Ron Hubbard, is "born" and then shown curled up surrounded
by children who are on all fours and wearing pig and chicken noses
(so to speak). During another part of the show, the kids portray
Scientology members Kirstie Alley, John Travolta and Tom Cruise.
The show’s Web site promises the "The inspirational
story of one teacher, author, explorer, atomic physicist, nautical
engineer, choreographer and horticulturalist named L. Ron Hubbard
who motivated millions—and made some as well," and—even before the
show was mounted—this description wasn’t much to the liking of Mr.
Carmichael, who sent the show’s producer, Aaron Lemon-Strauss, a
letter on Nov. 5 that voiced his concern over the possibility that
the musical would "ridicule" Scientology. He hadn’t been to rehearsals,
but had seen that the musical’s Web site had links to various articles
and Web sites that denounced Hubbard and the Church.
"The various clichés about Scientology making money
from Scientology are not just clichés, but lies. Both you and Kyle
[Jarrow, the musical’s author] have told me your work comes from
research, not clichés," Mr. Carmichael wrote. "Real humor … is based
on truth, not blindly accepted clichés.
"There are dozens of scholars and independent experts
who have bothered to look at the religion and found it to be just
what it says it is," he continued. "Scientology is a religion which
millions of people around the world testify helps them to live a
better life, and to know themselves spiritually. Scientologists
are decent people, involved in the world around them, and using
what they know to help others."
Himself a "decent" person, Mr. Carmichael—an affable
looking large man with graying hair—clapped at the end of the performance,
which he attended alone. But when reached by The Observer this week,
he said he didn’t feel comfortable commenting on the show at this
time.
The creators of the musical maintain that they feel
the show lets the religion speak—or sing—for itself.
—Anna Jane Grossman